For more details on all the stops mentioned, bookmark out guidebook article: Paris, France: the City of Lights
Tours Mentioned:
• Versailles Palace Tour
• Paris in a Day
• Louvre Skip-the-Line Guided Tour
• Eiffel Tower Tour with Champagne and Seine River Cruise
• Notre Dame and Île de la Cité Wal…For more details on all the stops mentioned, bookmark out guidebook article: Paris, France: the City of Lights
Tours Mentioned:
• Versailles Palace Tour
• Paris in a Day
• Louvre Skip-the-Line Guided Tour
• Eiffel Tower Tour with Champagne and Seine River Cruise
• Notre Dame and Île de la Cité Walking Tour
• Musée d’Orsay Tours
• Montmartre and Sacré-Cœur Food Tour
• Seine River Cruise (day or sunset options)
Sean and Brandon break down what to actually see in Paris and how to make the most of it. They talk about the city’s major sites, from Versailles and the Louvre to Montmartre and the Seine, explaining what’s worth booking ahead, when to visit, and what details most travelers miss. The episode mixes history and on-the-ground advice, with stories about Napoleon, Marie Antoinette, and the small quirks that make Paris unlike anywhere else.
Topics Covered:
• Paris myths and stereotypes• The truth about French manners and prices• Why Notre Dame, not the Eiffel Tower, is the real center of Paris• How to see Versailles without waiting in line• Best time of year to visit the gardens and Hall of Mirrors• The Louvre’s must-see artworks and skip-the-line tips• Eiffel Tower ticket advice and the best viewpoint for photos• Visiting Notre Dame and Île de la Cité after the restoration• Sainte-Chapelle and its stained glass at the right hour of sunlight• Highlights of the Musée d’Orsay and the Impressionists• Montmartre, Sacré-Cœur, and where to find the best sunset• The Latin Quarter, Pantheon, and the history buried below• Napoleon’s tomb at Les Invalides and France’s military legacy• The Seine River cruise and how to see Paris from the water• Bonus picks for art lovers, from Rodin to Monet’s water lilies
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Paris Uncovered: Stolen Overcoats, Milk, Window Shopping, Medieval Tinder
👉 For all show notes & recommendations
👉 To book the best Paris tours
Planning your first trip to Paris? This episode is your ultimate guide to doing it right. We’ll help you navigate the City of Light like a pro—from …Paris Uncovered: Stolen Overcoats, Milk, Window Shopping, Medieval Tinder
👉 For all show notes & recommendations
👉 To book the best Paris tours
Planning your first trip to Paris? This episode is your ultimate guide to doing it right. We’ll help you navigate the City of Light like a pro—from choosing the best neighborhoods to stay in and understanding how the Metro works, to avoiding tourist traps and ordering the right thing at a French bistro.
You'll hear our brutally honest takes on what’s worth it (Versailles, yes), what’s overrated (maybe the Champs-Élysées), and the travel mistakes most people make when visiting Paris for the first time.
Expect practical tips, funny travel stories, and a fully detailed Paris itinerary packed with local food recommendations, must-see sights like the Louvre and Eiffel Tower, and neighborhood guides to spots like Saint-Germain, Montmartre, and the Latin Quarter.
Whether you’re dreaming of café culture, museum-hopping, or sipping champagne at the top of the Eiffel Tower, this Paris travel podcast will help you make the most of every moment.
✨ Stuff We Talk About:
• What’s actually worth your time (and what’s totally skippable) in Paris
• The truth about Parisians—rude or just misunderstood?
• How to speak just enough French to impress (without embarrassing yourself)
• Why breakfast at your hotel is a rookie mistake
• Real-deal Paris tips from locals, expats, and professional tour guides
🎙️ As Mentioned in the Podcast
• 🎟️ Secrets of the Louvre Museum Tour with Mona Lisa
• 🎟️ Palace of Versailles and Gardens Tour from Paris
• 🎟️ Paris in a Day Tour with Eiffel Tower, Louvre, and Notre Dame Cathedral
📺 Watch Our YouTube Guides:
How to Spend 24 Hours in Paris
Top Places to Stay in Parismore
This week, I'll show you a great way to visit the Champagne region with the help of Bertrand d'Aleman from award-winning travel company My Private Paris.
We took the train to Reims, then hired a car to get to the Pommery house, followed by smaller …It's time for a day trip to the Champagne region!
This week, I'll show you a great way to visit the Champagne region with the help of Bertrand d'Aleman from award-winning travel company My Private Paris.
We took the train to Reims, then hired a car to get to the Pommery house, followed by smaller Pierre Paillard house, which has been in the same family for eight generations.
My Private Paris is a local deluxe agency, crafting itineraries for tours in Paris and beyond (including, of course, Champagne). See what they offer here.
Music: Pres Maxson.
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